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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
spockandstars
iskarieot

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screaming crying they look like they're staring in the most mediocre network procedural ordered directly to series only to be cancelled halfway through the season and then relegated to vod for the last 5 eps approximately 30 people in total watched to then unexpectedly gain a cult following half a decade down the line due to the unconventional plotting (writers room was a disaster) and avant-garde filming techniques (they had a none union crew and no budget). anyways. IM IN LOVE

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Anonymous asked:

What do you think about Shauna Shipman as a werewolf? I feel like she’d look really cool as a werewolf and it makes sense for her character

sexybread-png answered:

actually, i have no thoughts rlly… but i think itd b hot.

also someone else said van as a werewolf and like bro.

bro.

how do you live with being the monster you fear?

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Alternate tl yellowjackets: crash with your team but also one of you is a werewolf. Oooooh the stress of knowing what will happen if you arent rescued before the full moon someone write this fic
kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd
recapitulation

meal ideas!

low energy ("do not ask me to do any prep work at all, so help me god")

  • mozzerella cheese wrapped in pepperoni ("pizza tacos"!)
  • hummus and pretzels or naan (putting the naan in the microwave for like 10 seconds...heavenly)
  • canned chili (with shredded cheese and sour cream if you have it! boom done!)
  • instant miso soup (warm and lovely!)
  • cheese and cured meat, olives, canned fish, crackers, dried fruit, or whatever easy "charcuterie" type items you like
  • alternate bites of apple and spoonfulls of peanut butter (mixing honey or chocolate chips to the peanut butter is my favorite)
  • a "deconstructed sandwich": bites of lunch meat, pickles, cheese, cherry tomato, etc (I love roast beef and white cheddar for this)
  • yogurt and granola or fruit

medium energy ("I'll boil water but don't ask me to chop shit")

high energy ("I don't mind chopping some things up!")

other tips:

  • whenever you think of a meal you'd like to make, take 3 seconds to google search it, take a screenshot of the image results, and put it in a "food ideas" folder. instant visual menu!
  • if you're on instagram, there are a bajillion different recipe accounts that post videos! a few of my favorites: jipsoon_kitchen, eatwitzo, cordandthekitchen, chungeats, tiffy.cooks, two_plaid_aprons
witchaj

This is all great!

I got this website from a nutritionist and it’s become my absolute favorite way to find new recipes. The search filter options are fantastic! Sorting by method really helps me because I think that’s what makes the biggest difference in how much energy you need.

And here are some other ideas for low/medium energy meals:

  • Cottage cheese with crackers, fruits and/or veggies.
  • Guacamole with veggies and/or tortilla chips
  • Chickpeas/garbanzo beans with tzatziki. You could add rice, lettuce/spinach, and/or pita.
  • Buffalo cauliflower with yogurt dip. You can roast or microwave the cauliflower, top it with hot sauce, and add bleu cheese or shredded cheddar on top.